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My first picture with Santa Claus:
This is my face after walking 20 minutes in 40 degree temperature and rain.
This is my face 15 seconds after I found out he was a random from Craigslist.
This is my face 10 seconds after he told me to sit on his lap. (I said no.)
This is my face 5 seconds after he whispered, “Bet you’ve been naughty” and I said, “Yep”.
The blurriness takes away the fear from my eyes.
Merry Orphan Christmas, Tricks.
I’m a goddamn Grinch.
